怪诞年度奇葩商品图文档案

2 x 2编辑式商品图文网格：展示所选[year]与所选[style]下随机发明的四件怪诞但安全的商品。默认year为2025，默认style为超现实奇趣零售风格。四个象限各放置一件不同的荒诞消费品，在干净摄影棚背景上以精致商品研究图形式呈现。每件物品下方放置一条简短清晰的无衬线说明文字，写出商品是什么以及一个幽默功能；所有说明必须易读、拼写正确，并在视觉上服从商品主体。保持等距、边缘对齐、统一光线、不同轮廓和诙谐档案板质感。使用克制的米白、炭黑、酸橙绿、钴蓝和珊瑚色，加入细微纸张纹理与精细目录线。不要真实品牌、标志、受版权保护角色、人物、危险武器、医疗功效宣称、水印或无关文字。保留准确的2 x 2布局和[year]/[style]变量。

【English Prompt】
2 x 2 editorial product-catalog grid of four random strange invented products from the selected [year] in the selected [style]. Default year is 2025 and default style is surreal novelty retail. Give each quadrant one distinct absurd-but-safe consumer product, photographed or rendered as a polished product study on a clean studio background. Under each object, place a short crisp caption in a consistent sans-serif style naming what the product is and one humorous function; keep all captions legible, correctly spelled, and visually subordinate to the objects. Maintain equal spacing, aligned margins, coherent lighting, varied silhouettes, and a witty archive-board feel. Use a restrained off-white, charcoal, acid green, cobalt, and coral palette with subtle paper texture and fine catalog rules. No real brands, logos, copyrighted characters, people, dangerous weapons, medical claims, watermark, or unrelated text. Preserve the exact 2 x 2 layout and the [year]/[style] variables.

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